BMW Shirts, Tees & Hoodies
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We sell BMW M3 shirts, M4 tees and M2 designs for people who love these cars. Every design is original Unit 17 artwork, and none of it is official or licensed BMW merchandise. You’ll find G80 M3 and G82 M4 artwork in BMW colors like São Paulo Yellow, Fire Orange and Laguna Seca Blue, the “Money can’t buy happiness” tees, a Respect Your Elders shirt with the M3 generations, and a vintage E30 M3 design.
Every shirt comes in sizes Small to 3XL. If you want something warmer, we also have BMW M hoodies.
Apparel buying guide
BMW M3 shirt designs
Most of the range is built around the G80 M3. There's a Riviera Blue M3 tee, a white M3 shown from the front and the rear, a Miami Blue widebody, and color-matched designs in Fire Orange, green, Twilight and São Paulo Yellow. The best known is the "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a BMW M3, and that's close enough" tee. It comes in several car colors, and one version puts the car on the front and the line on the back. For older M3s, the Respect Your Elders shirt lines up the generations from the E46 and E92 to the F80 and G80, and the limited-edition E30 design goes back to the first M3.
M4 and M2 tees
For the M4 there's the G82 in São Paulo Yellow or blue, plus the Lucky's Garage design of a Laguna Seca Blue M4 on BBS-style wheels. G87 M2 owners can pick white M2 tees showing the front or the rear, a Unit 17 M2 design, or an M2 version of the "Money can't buy happiness" tee in red, white and blue. The Lucky's Garage color series puts the G80 M3 and G87 M2 in BMW Individual shades: Riviera Blue, Mint Green, Voodoo Blue and Techno Violet. For garage humor, there's "Downpipe & Tune 2024" and "Doin Donuts".
Sizes, blanks and printing
Every shirt is offered in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Many tees name their blank, the Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton, which is 5.3 oz preshrunk cotton in a classic fit, and those listings include a size chart. Body width runs from 18 inches on a Small to 28 inches on a 3XL, so measure a shirt you already like and compare. The Laguna Seca M4 and the G80/G87 Performance tees are listed as screen printed. For the other designs, ask us if the print method matters to you.
Who makes these shirts
We're Unit 17, a New Jersey shop that designs and sells carbon parts for these same cars, and the shirts come from us. BMW doesn't make, license or endorse them, and BMW and M are BMW's trademarks. Several listings also ask for custom design ideas. If you have one, send it through our contact page.
Frequently asked questions
Is this official BMW merchandise?
No. These are original Unit 17 designs for BMW M fans, and BMW doesn't make, license or endorse them. BMW and M are BMW's trademarks. If you want official BMW clothing, BMW sells its own. Ours is car-specific artwork you won't find at a dealership.
What sizes do the BMW shirts come in?
Every shirt is offered in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL and 3XL. Many are printed on the Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton tee, a 5.3 oz classic fit. Those listings include a size chart with body width and length, so compare it with a shirt that already fits you well.
Can I exchange a shirt for a different size?
Not directly. Return the unworn shirt in its original packaging within 14 days of delivery for a refund, excluding shipping, and then order the size you need. You pay the return shipping. Our return policy has the details.
Is the "Money can't buy happiness" shirt available for the M2?
Yes. There are M2 versions with a red, white or blue car, alongside the M3 shirts that read "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a BMW M3, and that's close enough". The M3 versions also come in several colors, and one puts the car on the front and the quote on the back.
Can you make a shirt of my own car?
We're open to it, and several of our apparel listings invite custom ideas. Send us your idea and a few photos of the car through the contact page. We'll tell you what's possible before anything is printed.